psssssssst

  • ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • ○ = I’m a nonbinary person who has a crush on you
  • æ = Post a picture of yourself
  • $ = You’re awesome
  • # = I love your blog
  • @ = You’re beautiful
  • <3 = I want to fuck you
  • & = I wish we were close
  • ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
  • ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
  • ! = You inspire me

(via no-hewasfrench)

burbrat:

I’ve been tagged to share 5 things about myself ( c-a-bergamot ), and since I always forget to do these things when I’m tagged, I’ll do it now. 

1. I have a weird rib cage. You can see the bone distortions plainly by looking at my chest. I was told it didn’t need operated on, unless I wanted to for cosmetic reasons. 

2. I always fix myself a cup of coffee every morning but only drink half of it. I usually forget about it at some point. 

3. I can’t whistle. I’ve never been able to. 

4. Watching someone crumple a perfectly crisp and clean new dollar bill makes me feel really weird and uncomfortable. I just don’t like it. 

5. My favorite spot on planet Earth right now is probably the hilltop cathedral by my Mom’s house in Aviano, Italy. I miss it frequently. 

And now to tag 10 people: collowrath enervat smokeybissli grimmnir gener0sity whittneydoll general-westergaard genghis-khanye nosvertu ceorfaexn

I can’t whistle either and people always try to “teach,” me and it’s so annoying!

Anonymous: would you fuck a minor in the ass

thivus:

i would fuck all of asia minor in the ass and incorporate it into my empire

i am alexander the great

fitness-fits-me:

karisedwards:

fitness-fits-me:

curvyybetch:

thatawkwardblondechick:

The tweet that saved the entire female population

Burn- BURN

How’s getting turned on by a beautiful woman weak? Women are physically less strong than men (aka weak) because that’s how we’re built. If you don’t want to be labelled as weak, instead of hating on men, lift weights to make yourself stronger.

Oh my god shut the fuck up I know females who can do your max set as a fucking warm up

I’m a female….. I was just talking simple biology about how each sexes body is. Men are on average stronger than women naturally. Facts.

(via millwallmark)