skeleton-on-the-internet:

64bitwar:

charismatic-thrills:

lacigreen:

fully prepared to fight for sex ed till i keel over dead

To bad you do the opposite of what you just said you hypocrite. 

This is the most bias self interested shit and she’s making such a self-assured goofy face to match it.

"Accurate information about sex changes lives. I offer that. Because I’m awesome." -posted by me, unbiased awesome life changer

All your worth is pseudo. You’re a sham wrapped in a soft misandry aesthetic.

SOFT MISANDRY AESTHETIC

OH SHIT

(via angryreaction)

psssssssst

  • ♂ =  I am a boy who has a crush on you
  • ♀ = I am a girl who has a crush on you
  • ○ = I’m a nonbinary person who has a crush on you
  • æ = Post a picture of yourself
  • $ = You’re awesome
  • # = I love your blog
  • @ = You’re beautiful
  • <3 = I want to fuck you
  • & = I wish we were close
  • ~ = I wish we were friends in real life
  • ? = I relate to a lot of the same things you go through 
  • ! = You inspire me

(via no-hewasfrench)

burbrat:

I’ve been tagged to share 5 things about myself ( c-a-bergamot ), and since I always forget to do these things when I’m tagged, I’ll do it now. 

1. I have a weird rib cage. You can see the bone distortions plainly by looking at my chest. I was told it didn’t need operated on, unless I wanted to for cosmetic reasons. 

2. I always fix myself a cup of coffee every morning but only drink half of it. I usually forget about it at some point. 

3. I can’t whistle. I’ve never been able to. 

4. Watching someone crumple a perfectly crisp and clean new dollar bill makes me feel really weird and uncomfortable. I just don’t like it. 

5. My favorite spot on planet Earth right now is probably the hilltop cathedral by my Mom’s house in Aviano, Italy. I miss it frequently. 

And now to tag 10 people: collowrath enervat smokeybissli grimmnir gener0sity whittneydoll general-westergaard genghis-khanye nosvertu ceorfaexn

I can’t whistle either and people always try to “teach,” me and it’s so annoying!

Anonymous: would you fuck a minor in the ass

thivus:

i would fuck all of asia minor in the ass and incorporate it into my empire

i am alexander the great